The blog has been dead for like five months now. What a five months it’s been. Before I recap the top ten things I missed I just want to let the world know that I’m breathing life back into the O’s Review. Why would I do this? Simple – with so many shitty O’s blogs out there I thought I would contribute one that kept it light, positive, informative, and dare I say; funny. So here we go, top ten moments while the O’s Review was on life support (in no order):
10. A’s trade Dan Haren and Nick Swisher for minor league prospects. Billy Beane hadn’t taken teams to the woodshed this bad since the St. Louis – Mark Mulder ripping back in 2004. Just when the ghost of Walt Jocketty looked safe, Daric Barton is going to emerge this year as the next Oddibe McDowell (just kidding, I just wanted to say that. Think .300/.400/.500 with 20 HRs to start off. And yes, I read Baseball Prospectus). Seriously though, Beane got a big haul for those two guys and still has a good core group of players to compete. They’ll be better than most teams in a similar situation this year. 2010 A’s: watch out.
9. The Yankees – Red Sox – Twins Johan Santana love triangle. Kind of reminds me of the Chris Berman “you’re with me leather” story. While all the guys crowd around the hot girl, the Mets just come in and grab her by the arm and leave with her. Carlos Gomez will be a star in Minnesota but I’m pretty sure this is a trade that Mets fans will celebrate for years to come.
8. Hank Steinbrenner rips ESPN and “Red Sox Nation”. I wish I could eat a meal with this man. At least I know I’m not the only one who has figured out that ESPN has a hard-on for the Red Sox. Here’s the thing though – I don’t actually hate the Red Sox. They are quite possibly the best managed major league team EVER. They have ridiculous brains running the operation, great owners, and an amazing ballpark. Their players are likable and talented and their farm system is seriously stacked. That all being said, they will probably be really good for the next six years. After that we can watch the “Red Sox Nation” disappear and then we’ll know who the real fans are. F you fake fans – call me when you can name the starting 1988 lineup without looking or if you even have any idea who “El Guapo”is.
7. O’s trade Tejada and Bedard for a mustache and torn labrum. Just kidding – they got more than this. I think both trades were good and I wish those two guys the best of luck in their new homes. I am sure Bedard will love playing for Seattle and Miggy might hit 80 HRs in Houston. We rake in nine new players which can only help us not suck in like 2010, or whenever. Apparently labrum isn’t in spell check. Interesting suggestions though…
6. Everybody loves Jay Bruce…except…Dusty Baker. Here’s where I get the crazy notion I can run a baseball team. Cinncinnati hasn’t won anything since Deion Sanders was on the team back in 1995. They have a good young team though who in my opinion have played over their heads since Wayne Krivsky has taken over at GM. That being said, they hire a guy who prefers veterans to young players, even though the success of the team is firmed hinged on guys like Joey Votto, Jay Bruce, Homer Bailey, and Edwin Encarnacion. They’ve already signed Corey Patterson which essentially sent Bruce back to AAA to start the season (even though he’s 5 for 10 already). The future is soon so let’s hope for the Reds that Dusty Baker doesn’t kick start a rebuilding effort. The central is already tough enough with the juggernaut looking Cubs and the young and scary Brew crew.
5.The Rockies take over the world (for like a month). Friends, this team is scary (as John McCain would say). They came out of nowhere to win the wild card (or as people in San Diego know it “tear the wild card out of our cold, dead, hand”) steamrolled the Phillies and the Diamondbacks before running out of gas against the Red Sox. I wouldn’t be surprised if they regressed this season but this team is for real. They have great young talent, veteran leadership, and found a way to make a purple, black, and silver jersey work. Sure there is the park effect but who cares? This team is fun to watch. Look for them in a playoff series near you in October 2008.
4. Marlins trade Miguel Cabrera to Detroit for their whole farm system (minus Rick Porcello). Apparently Florida felt that the AL wasn’t stacked enough, so they sent the man whom strikes fear in the heart of every fast food chain to Detroit for Andrew Miller, Cameron Maybin, and four other guys whose names I don’t feel like typing. Watching the Tigers, Indians, Yankees, and Red Sox tag the snot out of each other all season should be fun. PS – How do you think the Angels feel? Every year they make it through injuries, weigh the pros and cons of making a big deal, bring up some great young players, and every year they get pancaked in the playoffs. Well, they’re ready for it again this season – only this year they’ll have to fight off the Mariners. Either way, look for John Lackey and crew to be playing golf come October.
3. The Blue Jays bring back their old hats. I cannot stress how happy this makes me. Whoever designed their latest logo/uniform should be waterboarded. How do you destroy such an awesome logo? You don’t; you just bring it back after a decade of horrible unis.

2. A-Rod dumps Scott Boras, makes his own deal. Thank you A-Rod. Maybe now he’ll realize he’s not bigger than the game.
1. You thought I was going to say steroids, right? Ut-uh! We talked about baseball here, not legal matters. File this under “call me when I’m remotely surprised,”the Yankees fired Joe Torre, hired Joe Girardi and the Dodgers fired/forced to resign Grady Little and hired Joe Torre. Cross-eyed yet. First check out Grady Little’s managerial record here. How is it possible that this man has been fired twice already? I don’t get it. He wins and wins and wins, and even when the team can’t hit and is all banged up, he still wins. Anyway, Joe Torre is now at the helm and ready for all the fun and fortune of managing the most snakebitten team in the majors. Andy LaRoche already tore a ligament in his hand, Nomar is being held together with tape, and they’re toying with trading for Brandon Inge. Girardi on the other hand inherits an interesting job. They barely squeaked through to the playoffs last year (and almost advanced in the playoffs before they were swarmed by bugs) and are in a transition period. Transition is a funny word for these Yankees. They are still built to win now but only this time they want to do it with three rookie pitchers in the rotation (and maybe bullpen). The team will score runs, they will make the playoffs, and they will find enough pitching to get it done.
My predictions for the season? Well, since you asked…
AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Indians
AL West:Mariners
AL WC: Yankees
NL East: Braves
NL Central: Cubs
NL West: Rockies
NL WC: Brewers (I’ll take Ben Sheets in his contract year, thanks)